Anonymous asked: So you're playing MapCrunch?
What’s MapCwunch?
I’m in Guam I don’t have time for games. I fell asleep in Stwong Bad’s bed and he mailed me to Guam.
Someone should really send help. I don’t know how to speak Guammish and I’ve been bit my so many bugs.
I think I might be dying.
Send help.
Anonymous asked: Hey Homestar, have you found the airport yet?
No I’m in like Guam.
I don’t think aiwpowts awe in Guam.
Anonymous asked: Homestar, what happened to Anti-you? He dissapeaririarated!
What!? But if he disappeaws don’t I disappeaw?!
CAN YOU SEE ME.
OH NO.
HELP.
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OH NO MY AWMS HAVE DISAPPEAWED.
THAT’S HOW IT STAWTS.
WITH THE AWMS!!!!
fuckyeahassortedstuff asked: Hey Homestar, I like your friend Pom-Pom, but can't understand him. Can you teach me how to speak Pom-Pom's language?
Language?
I’m pwetty suwe he’s just speakin’ English. He’s pwetty awticulate. I don’t know what your pwoblem is.
slusheeduck asked: Is there anything you're not terrific at, sports-wise?
Um.
No! I am gweat at evewything. Especially wunning. And walking, which is like slow wunning. An’ jogging, which is like less slow wunning, but still slowew than wunning.
…what awe talking about again.
Anonymous asked: GUUUURL
Haaay guuuwl haaaaaaaaaaay.
Anonymous asked: Hey Homestar, I know you like running... but have you tried speed walking?
Speed walking is gweat! I love not bending mah knees.
Who even likes knees.
I don’t.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever challenged Pom-Pom to a Strongest Man in the World re-match?
I would, but I alweady won! I think that’s obvious.
I totally won.
jackpowerx asked: Hey, Hamstray. Did you ever find those long pants of yours?
I’m weawing them! Thewe’s nothing to find. They awe wight hewe!
